So mom and my boy have been spending lots of time at their friends house. Mom is friends with the mom and the boy is friend with the boys there. The boys come to our house but the mom doesn't because the stupid fat cat makes her itch.
So mom and our boy left and I decided that I had been left alone with Flash quite enough. You know he's kind of boring and doesn't want to play as much as me.
So I did this
and this also
Now my dear friends I know you are wondering how I could make such wonderful stains. Well my dear mother was not using her brain as usual and left a 6 pack of orange pop (or soda for some of you) on the stove. Being as everything on the stove needs to be investigated to see if I want to eat it. I took it off and drug the cans all around in the living room and bite holes in 3 of them. The other 3 were safe. I can only drink so much pop at once and not being my dad my limit is not 24 mountain dews in one day.
Pop left where it is supposed to be under the turtle table is never bothered by me. You would think the woman would learn.
Oh and for good measure I did this to the curtains.
I bent the rod and actually ripped the hook right out of the wall. Sometimes I even amaze myself. :)