Sickness and Poop and Throw up

Oh my it's been an interesting couple days in our house. It all started Monday morning at 4:30 with our boy throwing up. So no school for him. He stayed home laying on the couch and throwing up into a trash can. I kept trying to go over and eat his throw up and him and mom would yell at me then mom would rinse out the trash can until the next time he threw up and then I would try it again. Lucky for mom he stopped throwing up half way through the day and yesterday went to school.
Well then yesterday I was at the door waiting to go outside so mom let me outside. I had the runs and she said she could smell me inside. Then she went to get cat food and when she came home. I had pooped in the house. In the kitchen and the living room. I stunk up the whole house. So mom got out the little steam cleaner and cleaned the carpet and then cleaned the kitchen floor. you want to know what's cool? I stained the floor. Woot!!!! Yep mom says the floor has a yellowish ting to it now. What's bad is now I'm eating oatmeal and chicken for a few days to help me feel better.
Oh and mom says my gas is enough to kill a person but it doesn't bother me.
Now today our girl is sick. No throw up or poop she just doesn't feel good.
Mom says we will be the death of her yet.
p.s. mom says our valentine's are going to be late. sorry about that.