So we have one of those evil furminators in the house. Well I don't think it is evil since mom doesn't use it on me but Flash and The fat cat hate it. Anyway mom was using it on Fatty last week and I guess it didn't like that either since later that day it bit her. Yep see what it did
She said something about not leaving it on the back of the couch so it could get knocked off onto the couch for it to hide half way under the pillow I moved around. Then she wouldn't know it was there and she could kneel on it but I don't know what in the world she was talking about it. She's odd. Now she is complaining that it itches a ton and she can't scratch it. She says she will probably have a scar there to go with the scar on the other side of her knee.
I think I should destroy the furminator so it can't hurt mom anymore. What do you all think?
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Ouch! That looks painful! Surely your mom won't want to use the furminator on Flash or Shelby anymore after she has seen first hand how evil it is!
ReplyDeleteKat
Hi, Peanut!
ReplyDeleteGo for it! Mean furminator!
Sure it looks painful. Give your mom lots of kisses and hugs from us!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
owie...make sure you give your mom lots of licks to make her owie all beter!!!
ReplyDeleteLots of Licks, Ruby
Ouch! I hope it doesn't do that to you.
ReplyDeleteSimba x
OUCH!!! That furminator is evil! We say get rid of it FAST!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
OMD - I don't like this Furminator beast!
ReplyDeleteI've been TRYING to tell Mom how evil the Furminator is! Maybe now she'll listen.
ReplyDeleteSherman
Wow, that looks painful! Tell mom to be sure it doesn't get 'fected. After all, she was usin it on Flash, and we all know about CATS! Germy things, right?
ReplyDeleteGive her lots of kisses from us
Gus n Teka
Do we have klutz humans or what. Clara loves the furminator. Go figure that the cranky old fat cat would love the stupid thing.
ReplyDeleteYou should totally kill it! Poor Mom!
ReplyDeleteOh! And thanks so much for donating to LBR! We love you guys!
ReplyDeletewoofs peanut and flash, me sorrwy u mama goted hurt...me agrees throw dat fur eater away...
ReplyDeleteb safe,
~rocky~
Sorry to hear about your mom's Furminator accident. But, tell her THANK YOU for donating to Legacy Boxer Rescue. Hopefully knowing how appreciative we are will make her feel better.
ReplyDeleteOuch, poor mummy. Me hopes it heals fast.
ReplyDeleteNibbles
Cassidy x
DESTROY IT!! I knew furminators were evil. Thankfully, Mom never bought one for me. Make sure it doesn't attack my Flash!! Kill it Peanut!! Kill it!!!
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Kaos
Ouch! That does look like it hurt. I knew those furminators were evil!
ReplyDeleteSparky
omdog that thing is a very dangerous weapon!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYOUCH!
ReplyDeleteOuch.. that looks very painful
ReplyDelete~ Girl girl
Furminators are EVIL!! Now maybe your mom will realize that. You have our permission to DESTROY THE FURMINATOR!!
ReplyDeleteBelly Rubs, Tasha & Eva.
Get rid of the furminator before it attacks again! I knew that thing was dangerous.
ReplyDeleteOUCH! Ouch, that looks painful! Yes, Peanut, do what you must to rid the world of such a weapon.
ReplyDeleteEEEK...we just KNEW it was dangerous!! Get rid of it now before it attacks again!
ReplyDeleteOh most definatley! It needs to die an agonizing death! I need to show this to Mom. She's been talking about getting one for us. Wait till she sees they bite!
ReplyDeleteECHO
OMG OUCH!!! That looks like it hurt really bad. Those things are brutal!
ReplyDeleteCats EVIL! Furminator more EVIL! At least you can eat cats!
ReplyDeleteWoo woo, Kelsey Ann
furminators are eveil...destroy them!
ReplyDeleteOhPeanut
ReplyDeleteYou have to save youw Mom and kill that howwible monstew..Poow Mom..I'm sending hew healing smoochie kisses...I bet if you give hew lots of kisses on the booboo, it won't leave a scaw...Doggies awe magic
smoochie kisses
Asta
Owie! I hope your mommy is better!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Kodak
Ouch! Poor Mom! You should declare War on Furminators. You can start with ours.
ReplyDeletewally
OUCH! Thank God I don't have any hair....
ReplyDeleteThat looks like it really really hurts. If that can do that to your mom, that it might do that to you guys too. We think the furminator needs to be buried in a deep hole.
ReplyDeleteComet and BLU
my owner is going to buy me the furminator soon... she said is really good... but i'm sure gonna hate it...n i'll definately attempt to bite her hands off
ReplyDeleteFurminators suck! Geez, I'm glad I'm bald. Hope your mommy feels better soon and throw that thing right in the garbage!
ReplyDeletexoxo Chef
Yikes, that looks really painful! We have a furminator and I hate, hate, hate it....
ReplyDeleteMurph
Hi Peanut. Our mom does stuff like that, too. And, not nice words normally come out of her mouth. I think if you can get a hold of it, you should destroy it. Flash and Fat Cat will thank you!!
ReplyDeleteOh your poor mom. That sure hurts! I'd say terminate the furminator for good!
ReplyDeleteGood Idea it is hurting everyone! - Get rid of that thing Peanut - save your mom
ReplyDeleteWoah! That's nasty. I hate the furminator too. Mom took off a mole on my neck with that stupid thing. Not on purpose, but still. To tell you the truth, I didn't notice at all, but she totally freaked when she did. Whatever. Just stop furminating me!
ReplyDeleteThat is one nasty bite your mom got. Hope it healed nicely.
xo
SB
Peanut,
ReplyDeleteHere are some healing goober smooches for your mama! Furminators SUCK!
Goober love,
Stanley