So we have one of those evil furminators in the house. Well I don't think it is evil since mom doesn't use it on me but Flash and The fat cat hate it. Anyway mom was using it on Fatty last week and I guess it didn't like that either since later that day it bit her. Yep see what it did
She said something about not leaving it on the back of the couch so it could get knocked off onto the couch for it to hide half way under the pillow I moved around. Then she wouldn't know it was there and she could kneel on it but I don't know what in the world she was talking about it. She's odd. Now she is complaining that it itches a ton and she can't scratch it. She says she will probably have a scar there to go with the scar on the other side of her knee.
I think I should destroy the furminator so it can't hurt mom anymore. What do you all think?