Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Can you believe it's been a week since I blogged? I blame it all on mom. Everything is her fault. Seriously she has been hogging the computer and going to her turtle forum all the time. She hadn't been there in months and then decides this week she wants to spend all her time there. Like that turtle is more important then me. She hasn't even helped me visit hardly any of my friends. OH and she helped that stupid cat that lives in this house visit some of his new cat friends and blog but no don't help me. She didn't even help Flash blog on Friday.
Well I had had enough of her poopola. So last night I expressed my anal glands all over her bed. haha she woke up gagging and telling me how that was disgusting and to get off her bed. I got off but you see I'm blogging again so she has learned her lesson I believe. She is also making me tell people she has a waterproof mattress cover on her bed so no worries on her new mattress being ruined by my stinky butt. I say it would have served her right if I had ruined it.