Can you believe it's been a week since I blogged? I blame it all on mom. Everything is her fault. Seriously she has been hogging the computer and going to her turtle forum all the time. She hadn't been there in months and then decides this week she wants to spend all her time there. Like that turtle is more important then me. She hasn't even helped me visit hardly any of my friends. OH and she helped that stupid cat that lives in this house visit some of his new cat friends and blog but no don't help me. She didn't even help Flash blog on Friday.
Well I had had enough of her poopola. So last night I expressed my anal glands all over her bed. haha she woke up gagging and telling me how that was disgusting and to get off her bed. I got off but you see I'm blogging again so she has learned her lesson I believe. She is also making me tell people she has a waterproof mattress cover on her bed so no worries on her new mattress being ruined by my stinky butt. I say it would have served her right if I had ruined it.
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Boy, do you have MOXIE! You even did it while she was in the bed. That is way too funny. Hopefully that teaches her a lesson. You are not to be ignored. Flash looks like he is overcome by noxious fumes.
ReplyDeleteDon't take this in the wrong way Peanut, but your pictures are hilarious!!! Those anal gland threats are very persuasive. My Mom and Dad stayed home with me an extra hour last week when my mom had her doctor's appointment after my accident with my butt. Glad to see you guys are back. I give Mom a little reminder of what my butt is capable of every night. It works great!! Just some advice to think about.
ReplyDeleteFlash! I miss you!! I think there should be an entire week of Flash to make up for all the Flash Fridays that we've missed!!
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Kaos
I've done the big anal gland release on my ladies bed too! Oh, she was not happy.
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Murph
Peanut, I have missed your handsome face! It's so nice to have a new picture of you to swoon over.
ReplyDeleteAuntie Kristen has 2 turtles! We're trying to get her to start a turtle blog...but says reading ours keeps her busy enough.
Penny
You have lovely blue eyes Peanut!
ReplyDeleteJeannie wants to know how you did your anals yourself......
She says it would save her a great deal of vetinary fees if I could have some tips on self expression!
Except not on her bed........
Gross! love and laughing licks, Marvin xxxxxx
ps what does your turtle look like, how big and what is he/she called?
We don't get turtles over here in Scotland!
Peanut - Glad you're back in action. Man, that anal gland trick was harsh. Don't forget who supplies your kibble (even if she does hog the computer).
ReplyDeleteLove your mean face.
Mango
woofies Peanut and Flash...tell u mama it will not work not helpin u wiff ur bloggy..we misses u...me not farts to much but when me does me makies it good....heehee..
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;)lacylulu
Peanut, you make me giggle! I need to learn some of your tricks. You know how to get your mom under control; good job!
ReplyDeletehahahhaa..serves her right peanut. i'm putting that in my repre...repr..repretoire.
ReplyDeletei need to lay down the law with my mom like you do with urs..she's unruly sometimes!
love the teeth action too..
That is so funny. We definitely think you got your point across..
ReplyDeleteSay hi to your Dad next time you chat at him.. Hope he is doing well..
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie
Hi Peanut,
ReplyDeleteThis morning, I didn't feel like pooping outside with Dad, so I pooped in the bathroom after we came inside. Dad didn't like it much. Hello? That's where he poops! I've seen Mom in there too. I don't understand why it's okay for them to poop in the bathroom, but not me. Stupid.
Steve
Oh wow, Peanut, I don't even know what that means but it sure sounds gross. Nice job in getting your point across....
ReplyDeletexoxo - Bella
That sounds like pawfect payback!!!
ReplyDeleteWoo woo, Kelsey Ann
Way to go Peanut! Tell her that the bed was just a warning. The next time she neglects your blog, it will be her pillow!
ReplyDeleteThanks for taking our side while we were in prison. Most of our "friends" sided with the mean girl. Hmmmph!
Comet and BLU
We.have.no.words.
ReplyDeleteGlad to have you back.
Roxie, Sammy & Andy
Hi, Peanut!
ReplyDeleteI am so happy to see you back! I hope your mom learnt her lesson! If not, I don't know what else you can do!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Peanut, you are one brave dude for teaching your Mom a lesson. Just between you and me, I think you're totally one cool dude! 4 paws up to yah!
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Hi Peanut,
ReplyDeleteOF COURSE you can come without a costume to the wedding pawty.. Nekkid pups are welcome.. it's your presence that we want! Please come, please come...
That's hilarious and disgusting in equal measure!
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Harry x
Its always the dog that gets the blame.
ReplyDeleteSimba xx
Hi Peanut
ReplyDeleteYou sure put your mum is her place. We are extremely tolerant with our mum.
Love from Hammer
Peanut,
ReplyDeleteYou rock dude. You knew just what would...motivate....your mom into typing your bloggy!
PeeS: My mom loves your tooffy picture!
Hi Peanut! It sounds like your strategy worked perfectly. Nice work!
ReplyDeleteYour friend, Lenny
Hi Peanut! I'm taking lessons from you about how to get my Mommy to pay the right attention to me. What are anal glands? Do I have them yet? All I know how to do so far is lick my tests which is pretty effective for getting some attention. They sure have gotten bigger lately and everything smells, so... so..
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Hugs and humps, Biggie
Louie is home and doing great. He acts like nothing happened. Doc. says he needs to be a little less active for like 10 days but we are not sure how to slow him down..
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Gus and Louie
Way to go Peanut! That showed 'em!
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Peanut
ReplyDeleteGood fow you..she cleawly neede a nudge in the wight diwection..we need to see you and Flash and heaw fwom you..no excooses!!
I will twy to come visit..I'd love to play with you in youw yawd
smoochie kisses,Asta
welllll..we are glad you are back, but we hope next time you can find a more gentlemanly way to get your mom to come back and help you blog.
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gus
I missed you doggies this week. I'm glad you're back now
ReplyDelete~ Girl girl
i didn't know there's a turtle forum!
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Boo
Good thing you're back, we were beginning to wonder. HMMMMM...your anal gland story sounds MUCH more upbeat than when your Mom told it somewhere else. I think she really was miffed...that's funny. :)
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That's one way to get attention. We don't think that would be something you would want to do on a regular basis, though! You might get stuck in Jail at night and you wouldn't want that. Sorry we haven't been by lately. We're being ignored, too. Be good! Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha! Way to go Peanut! Maybe that's why my sissy blew up her own butt? She wanted more attention? Anyway--glad to have you back and that picture of you is totally awesome!
ReplyDeletewally
Woo! Nothing like speaking your mind. You go Peanut! I'm sure she got the message.
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LABRADORY ALERT:
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Your Mom needs to get her priorities straight!!
ReplyDeleteLOL - I bet your humans will never miss another blog post again after that!!
ReplyDeleteRiver
Hi Peanut, I saw your comment on the M-Cat Club!! Our club is made up of cats! Are you cat friendly?
ReplyDeleteMr. Tigger
Hey Peanut, can you teach me how to do that? Hehehe! J x
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