Happy Birthday to my mom (the liar) she is way way old today (Sunday). I don't know how old and really right now I don't care. She has upset me and so there.
Want to know what she did? Well I will tell you. You all remember how I told you her poor bed saga and how her blow up bed got a hole in it? Well she told me she couldn't take me sleeping on top of her anymore on the couch so she went and bought another blow up bed. This time she bought one only big enough for her and said that no one was allowed on it with her so she could get some sleep. Well you want to know what I saw last night? THE CAT WAS SLEEPING ON THE BED WITH HER. She lied to me. She said it was just for her and she let that cat on there. How dare she do that? How could she let that thing on the bed with her and not me? I am so upset. I now know who she loves the best. I am going to go pout some more.
So happy birthday Mom. Hope you have fun with the cat on your day.