So Peanut was gloating the other night because he has girlfriends. Yep that's right. He says Ellie and Penny are his girlfriends. I got to thinking and that makes me sad. I mean there is nothing wrong with Peanut but how come he has two girlfriends and I don't even have one? I'm a cute dog. See? I'm 50 lbs and part Shepard and a much better behaved dog then Peanut (just ask mom she will tell you the same thing).
I'm talented. I can work a trampoline.
So if any of you girl doggies want to be my girlfriend or know of the perfect girl for me. Please let me know. I would lavish my girl with all sorts of attention.